Kids Are A Pain In The F'n Ass

In the store with the wife Val and some broad is letting her kids run wild. Banged into our cart and took off. Damn little rugrats. Then the mother goes oh please stop really winey, kids continue. Finally i said hey make your kids behave . she said i can't i have to grocery shop.
the wife says come on harry leave her alone. i said when her kids leave me alone . then i said why don't you lock em in the car while your shopping . you know what she said? oh i can't do that anymore because my parole officer said so . WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL ??


Anonymous said...

Ok, I'm a little delirious this morning (read my post) but that was really funny. Thanks for following.

Wifey said...

Tee hee hee.

Winks & Smiles,

Anonymous said...

Yeah, then the get old enough to shave, decide they're going to be the biggest jerk they can be, and carve an asshole sign on their face. You know, a goatee.