Goddamn Grocery Store

In the grocery store buying tomato soup . at the cash out and the girl says sir you can only have two today if you have  the coupon. asked her what coupon and she said this weeks flyer. I said i don't have any coupons . she says  then you can only have two per coupon. i says i don't have a coupon.  and they think because i'm an old guy  i have hearing problems the idiots. 3 minits later the manager comes. I  told him what happened what the fuss is and then the butt-crack says listen just leave two here buy two with your coupon. i said who the hell hired you two idiots ? then i yelled i don't  DOOOOOOOOOON'T  have a fucking coupon moron ! Manager said why didn't you say that in the first place and asks me to leave because I'm being to loud and disturbing the customers . disturbing? they disturbed me in the goddamn first place !  store must be run by blockheaeds dumbells and defective half wits.

6 comments:

Cheryl Lage said...

Omigosh Grumpy, I SOOO am howling! My husband will LERV you. Following, but please don't kill your wife....

Sidewalk Universe said...

Mr.Toast you will love this - I'm in the grocery store today and I got to take a pee - I go to the appropriate place and the guy next to me does his thing and walks right out the door without washing his hands or nothing! I wonder what cans, packages, produce he was going to touch. I wanted to fellow him around the store and tell everyone as he made his rounds. I would have liked to have seen how you would have handled this!

JennyMac said...

HAHAHAHA... You are grumpy but FUNNY toast. LOL.

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Robert Morris said...

Is your wife still alive?

Aiden Baum said...

i am his wife, angry butter