So I'm walking across the street to get my paper at 7-11 and I have the right of way. This guy is sitting at a stop light in his car he can't go until the light turns okay . so I'm walking and out of nowhere the dickhead yells hey grandpa get moving I want to get across to the other side today . I said what's the hurry you are at a light that's read anyway. he yells just get moving! gives me the finger. I said there's no reason for that moron! and undid my belt faces my ass his way and gave him one hell of a mooner, and continued my crossing the street to the other side. Looked back got 4 new fingers from other cars, so I flashed mine. morons have no goddamn patients.