Wife Pissed Me Off Today

In the grocery store and her friend Harriet comes along. She says can't talk now idiots with me. What the hell was that ?? Frigin witch. We were inseparable now that we are in the 60's  I'm called ' the idiot ' . My name is Harry , was unaware it start's with an i all of the sudden. We once said i'll never call you old fart names. Well idiot sounds worse you ol bat!